Dear Carly:

My husband "Juan" has been sullen and uncommunicative lately. He works very late and when he is at home he's constantly on the phone with a certain female co-worker. I think he's having an affair with her. When I ask him about it he gets angry and stalks out of the house. I love this man and don't want to lose him. What should I do?

Desperate


Dear Desperate:

The solution is simple. Fake your death and then bitchslap the hag!

Good Luck!

Carly


Dear Carly:

Last spring I used "Alex" to get back at my cheating boyfriend "Jose" who dumped me. It worked and now "Jose" and I are back together. Now "Alex" is angry and won't take no for an answer. He follows me and threatens me. Honestly, I would never have used "Alex" if my boyfriend hadn't cheated on me so it really is his fault. I don't want "Jose" to find out. What should I do??

Scared


Dear Scared:

You know what? Your boyfriend gave you no other choice so you did what you had to do. Now you don't want "Alex" to mess things up for you so my advice is to fake your death and then bitchslap the loser!

Good Luck!

Carly